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blueninja33: Some need coffee in the morning…others need a nice hard orgasm…i dont drink coffee. She’s had a bit of fun…
kassafrassa: ms-ashri: cuddlyxmedics: sharksssss: Shark Tea Infuser ASHRI, LOOK. I NEED THIS EVEN IF I DONT DRINK TEA NEEEEEED I think we’re gonna need a bigger teacup.Also: GIMME.
macrophilicutopia:Damn you @ashiftingworkshop, @gentlegiantdreamer and @pizsospa for being too supportive of my dumb shit! So here, this one’s for you, let’s fucking party and drink our brains out with the best party-ego!! Except for Shop who can’t
anemia: cats dont drink
cf-sluts: dont drink and drive - but drive and get a nice blowjob
holytrinigeeks: mamrie: since—1989: Camp Takota release date - I’m so excited!!! (x) ITS TRUE! CAMP TAKOTA IS YOUR VALENTINE, MOTHAFUCKAS! I AM FULL OF EXCITES BACK UP BOYFRIEND- wait i dont have one… whatever, TIME TO TAKE OUT THE ONESIE
ashroth: wellisntthatgrand: THIS DESERVES MORE NOTES. REBLOG THIS. <3 this is so sad. dont drink and drive. i watched this at school,i thought it was a man they said not a women?hmm,still should reblog. REBLOG IF YOU THINK SHES BEAUTIFUL. ^^^^^^
WiFi says reblog if you dont drink…
xxx
i dont feel so good today tho, im like nauseous and really tiredplus sweating all day is probs making me dehydrated….
*is at a comfortable full level and good time to wet* WHEN SUDDENLY! THE PRIMAL OMORASHI FEELINGS IN MY HEAD KICK IN!!“No drink more till you can’t sit still anymore and desperately begging to go pee”…. well I can’t argue with that I guess!
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
nerdgul: done: dont drink kids Commas are important, kids.
rageomega: umm-mmm: tittysprainkles: solpress: when ya grandma dont want u to be a lil bitch No, if you’re gonna do it, do it bitch 😂 Lmfaoooo @novaschaos
alysha: happy new year! everyone be safe and dont drink & drive! call 1-800-222-4357 for Tipsy Tow to get you and your car home safe and FREE
socialbutts: sazzy-one: sit-down-hamilton: littlecofiegirl: lumpnuggets: if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive. nature is amazing DONT DRINK AND DRIVE,
f0x-b0y: how i feel around this time of year unfortunately I dont drink ; u;
*Dont Drink & Fly* OCD co-Founder Akeem The Dream On St. Patty’s
thatsreallyproblematic: isthiswhereyouputtheblogname: thatsreallyproblematic: how do vegans suck dick if they dont drink animal by-products That would imply vegans ever actually getting someone to have sex with them Oh shit, you’re right.
yzma: she has done her research and she has the #facts man, dont drink monster cause this lady is a maniac. dont drink monster because that shit smells and tastes like garbage.
sometimes when im on my back porch smoking or having a beer this big ole white owl that lives in the tree comes down and walks around and doesnt really bother me and i dont bother him but i think he’s trying to drink my beer.
bazuso replied to your post:sometimes when i smoke i dont feel like getting up…eddie you just do not give a FUCKwhy you judging me man? youre such a cruel father.
dont drink any chuck berry either.
askjamestempest: and thats why me and my bf dont drink in bars anymore… Unf~ X3
breelandwalker: nikaalexandra: floorwildcat: nikaalexandra: NO I DONT DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE WHO ASKED YOU ANYWAY If you value your sleep, don’t coffee after noon. Your body requires 5-10 hours after your last cuppa to come down. I relate to
shinyprivatecorner: What. (silly flower you dont drink unknown/forgoten potions even if its made by yourselves ) X3 Oh dears
zodiac signs as bad habits
there is no other side. this is it.
kylostantrums:*packs bags for scotland*
we miss 100% of the sips we dont take, babes
lift-run-eat-love: onehealthyveggie: nowyoukno: nowyoukno more about diet soda. Other negative long term effects of drinking diet coke include Kidney problems, bone density loss, high blood pressure, and much more. just dont drink it I used to drink
dont drink and drive on NYE there is no excuse when you have lyft or uber or whatever kind of local transportation is available dont be the reason that you or someone else wont make it home in 2018 K thanks
bakudemon: Beach girl againhave a great weekend all and dont drink too much.
teamgif: andrvw: teamgif: andrvw: people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE is your caps lock broken
problematic-url: woodmeat: i dont drink coffee in the morning i just watch this video LOL SHE FUCKIN YELPED
skazuhira-miller: i think drinking a fuckton of water out of your hands from the sink is in the same class of primal urges as running up stairs on all fours
Age: 28 Biggest fear: Planning my mother’s funeral. There’s nothing wrong with her, I’m just incredibly morbid. Current time: 22:44 Drink you last had: 7~Up Easiest person to talk to: I’ll talk to anyone, to be honest.
delusion-of-negation:knightoflodis:caustic-light:delusion-of-negation:inthefallofasparrow:spaceshipsandpurpledrank:The Purple Dragon if you drink that your tastebuds will actually commit suicide Yes I’ll have a long island ice tea but water it down
anarmyofmuffins: blessyourpointylittlehead: Serve me all beverages in a beaker so that when people ask what I’m drinking I can say “science”
humancredentials: Today might be the last day that David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson ever work together. I’m about to start drinking at 9am.
benchleyfan:@gunsncoffee, @instructor144 No, I just have violent shits after I drink coffee and I avoid violent shits whenever possible.
tbmulr: 221bec: sabrinagrimm: EVERY CHARACTER HAS FLAWS PLEASE REMEMBER THAT PLEASE PLEASE excuse u but I have an objection i really really thought that was going to be a character that benedict cumberbatch has played and i dont think ive ever been
nerdgul:done:dont drink kids Commas are important, kids.
rcktpwr: rcktpwr: kitfisto: i have to go fill up petrol by myself .. iv never done it by myself before i’m fucking shitting my pants DONT drink it unless its unleaded and then i think its ok to drink
Fuck, I do be drinking.
drink some tea with Ashwaganda or Shatavari root if your hormones are fucked up like mine. made my tiddies grow and get my cycle back to normal real quick
Omg you make me wanna drink ):< so bad. So frustrated. But good lord… I don’t think I can ever handle you ever again. Don’t do this to me.
i dont drink but tonight i think it will be a night i can drink the pain away temporarily
guys dont ever drink ever because you will get a hangover and it fucking sucks
I remember once my friends threw this party for me and got me like 20 smirnoff ice cause that’s all I drink so I drank like 5 and had jello shots and vodka gummy bears but I dropped my phone in the bowl of vodka soaked gummy bears and almost cried then
I remember once this roofing guy came to my door and was like bleh bleh I’ll fix your roof and I was like no and then he started flirting with me and said he was doing the neighbours house tomorrow and what coffee did I drink cause he is gonna bring
I just want to make the love of my life something nice to drink and a snack and sleep in there lap as they pet my head occasionaly
no underage teen drinking kids
